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Which Phase Are You In?

November 8, 2008

With work? With school? With your LIFE?


Today I have too much to do. Hugh is standing in front of the white board in his home office holding a dry erase marker as he gently walks me through my crazy “to do” list.

I don’t want to do ANYTHING on my list.

I’d rather put up funny cat graphics on my blog.

Here they are:

Phase 1 - click to visit

You are listening to jazz —
Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!

Phase 2 - click to visit

You are listening to pop music — After a while you are so busy that you’re not sure if you’re coming or going.

Phase 3 - click to visit

You are listening to heavy metal — This is what you feel like at month end.

Phase 4 - click to visit

You are listening to hip hop — You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish, and suffer from constipation. Your coworkers are too cheerful for your liking, and the walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started thinking ‘WHATEVER’ about your job.

Phase 5 - click to visit

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP — After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like, and every day you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6 - click to visit

You are listening to the voices in your head — You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to keep people out. You have a dartboard with your boss’s picture on it in your cube. You wonder why you are even here in the first place.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. November 8, 2008 2:30 pm

    I’m in the “where the **** did I leave my **** music player; I never used to lose things this often when I was younger and still in possession of all my faculties” phase.

  2. tonyyork permalink
    November 8, 2008 3:25 pm

    This was a cool post. I think I have all those phases in one day. Is that normal?

  3. November 8, 2008 3:53 pm

    This is hilarious, Jess. Are you having a moment? I was when I read this and it was GREAT! Thanks.

  4. November 8, 2008 6:46 pm

    So, so funny!! Thanks for that awesome up lift to my day!!

  5. Joy F. permalink
    November 8, 2008 8:39 pm

    Definitely in the gangsta rap phase myself. Maybe I should go download some off iTunes.

    Very funny animated cats. I just love this.

  6. November 8, 2008 9:05 pm

    LOL!!! too funny!

  7. November 8, 2008 11:18 pm

    I can’t comment cause I keep scrolling back up to laugh at those cats. hee hee

    Thanks for coming by for coffee. 🙂 Love you!

  8. November 8, 2008 11:20 pm

    Now my husband is laughing at the cats with me. We sooooo need to go to bed! 🙂

  9. November 10, 2008 1:43 pm

    haha. Loved it.

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